I need help removing her.
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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