This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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