how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
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