In the future we'll all be gay
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
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