idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Tonight was fucked up. First my mom called me and told me I had to go to the bar to pick up my dad 'cause he was drunk. Then when I got there my dad was doing a body shot from this lady who happened to be my 1st grade teacher. By far the most awkward car ride home. Idk if I should tell my mom or not.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
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