I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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