Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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