Is it because I queefed?
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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