Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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