What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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