ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
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