how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
You called yourself Captain Aspirin and then tried to cure my headache by shoving pills up my nose. Fuck you becoming a nurse, you can't take care of me while you're drunk ever again. Ever.
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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