these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
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