dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
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