If i come over, it means nothing
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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