Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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