and next time when you feel me up, do it right
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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