Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
Randomize
