people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
It's official drugs can't kill me
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
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