Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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