Quick, to the slutcave!
it was like eating out sand paper
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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