I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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