i was born a porn star she said
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I forgot how hot balto sounded
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
Randomize
