This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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