No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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