haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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