There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
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