If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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