If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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