We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
Also, my phone suggested the phrase “puke in the mailbox" how many times have I had the need to text that to people?
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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