Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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