eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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