im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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