what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
did you just send me my own nude
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
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