it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
third nipple confirmed
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
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