: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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