i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
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