Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
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