I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
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