is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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