You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
My pussy is not your playground.
tonight lets celebrate not being married
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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