is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
Randomize
