im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
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