But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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