I never want to see another naked old woman again.
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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