dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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