Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
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