Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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