I'm not ok right now. I just walked in on a 600lb woman passed out on the toilet and she walked out and tried to eat her cell phone. I'm on acid I think.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
I'm at about main and main street
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
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