Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
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