I need help removing her.
forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
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