oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
as a side note pls kill me
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
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