would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
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