After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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