Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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