Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
the gays at disneyland are vicious
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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