does your mom think i'm crazy? i just realized i played both the gay dad and the ex-jew card tonight. i blame the wine
R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
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