READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
New invention idea: vibrating tampons
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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